“Julia Ann is looking forward to her night with her friend, Mila Kunis. After Mila gives her a lift on her new ride (a six-wheeled SUV), Julia and Mila share a few drinks and then get into bed. As they are making love, Julia notices Mila has a huge tattoo on her lower back. It is of her childhood friend, Miguel (Efren Ramirez) who she used to babysit. After seeing his tattoo, Julia is speechless as to how large it is. She assumes it must be a tribal design but when Mila opens the picture, Julia realizes it’s simply a girly-boy tattoo.
Mila Kunis manages to turn Mila’s surprise into a night to remember as she gets her beautiful body laid off by a new boss. Meanwhile, Julia’s husband (andalous ex-cop Eric Bogosian) appears to be having an affair with Julia’s secretary (Sylvia Monet). An argument ensues which puts Julia in the hospital. After suffering a brain injury, Julia is put into a coma and passed off to a group of scientists who perform research on nude cave people.
After recovering, Julia finds herself in a mental institution where a fellow inmate, Morris (James Belushi) begins to take her in. Soon, Julia learns that Morris is her biological father and is about to have his own children (well, he is just stressed because his wife has passed away). She lets him know she wants to have children of her own and he agrees to let her marry him. Shortly after, Julia and Morris elope and have their first child. After a rough pregnancy, Julia develops morning sickness and is hospitalized once again, but is saved by her son, Dante (Damon Dashaun). When Dante is born, Julia realizes she is pregnant yet again and decides to keep her pregnancy a secret so as not to get thrown in jail again.”
